Dog Haiku"
- I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.
- I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be
- Today I sniffed Many dog butts - I celebrate By kissing your face.
- I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
- I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
- I sound the alarm! Meter reader - come to kill all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
- I sound the alarm! Garbage man - come to kill all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
- I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat - come to kill all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
- I lift my leg and Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep.
- How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.
- My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle.
- I hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
- Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss - well, Maybe catching cats.
- Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do.
- Dig under fence - why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.
- I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.
- You may call them fleas, But they are far more - I call Them a vocation.
- My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I blow a big one.
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